pink fluffy handcuffs

Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy

WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!

by 357TVT February 5, 2017

Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

egyptian handcuff

the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.

Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.

by joesmith875 August 11, 2011

mongolian handcuffs

when you're 5 in the pink & 5 in the stink, rip thick44

i gave her the ol' mongolian handcuffs

by battlefield friends 2003 January 22, 2024

handcuff kink

where someone likes to get handcuffed during intercourse

person 1: i love a bitch who got a handcuff kink

person 2: hell yea!!

by faggotlol November 30, 2022

Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.

They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.

by anonymous January 28, 2022

say handcuffs backwards

send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone

me: say handcuffs backwards

user: sffucdnah

Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!

user gets muted for swearing

me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021