Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
Get the Brass Handcuffs mug.Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012
Get the Handcuff Muff mug.the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
by joesmith875 August 11, 2011
Get the egyptian handcuff mug.When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.
I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.
by ze3l January 10, 2019
Get the diversity handcuffs mug.A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves
by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025
Get the Handcuff Dookie Challenge mug.When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
by Tollllllyolo August 5, 2023
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