Hamgoof

'dissapointment' in hamchat.

Oxnard~" Oh no! I forgot where the seeds are!
Hamtaro~"Hamgoof.."

by KawaiiAnime November 3, 2003

Hagofsky

An amazing group of people that everyone envies for their good looks and attractive personalities

Look at those cool people over there, they must be Hagofsky's

by FL0WERP0WER November 1, 2010

Hambos

to do crazy shit for the love of attention

Did you hear Marty jumped in the lake on New Year's Day? That dude is such a hambos.

by hambone64 January 27, 2011

Hamboard

Type of longboard that rides exactly like a surfboard

Dude we should go ride your Hamboard, the waves are junk!

by surfer2001 October 18, 2015

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019

hamgurber

hamgurber meal (HAM-GUR-BER). A burger that is sacred. It's used in 99th Janitor Meals and how they operate. Wow that HAMGURBER was great. Time to get back to working.

Holy shit that hamgurber is like eating gods ass

by DivineJanitor May 18, 2020