Definitions by hambone64

Icy Ted 

Using Ben Gay as lube to thumb bang the ass of the girl you found out cheated on you instead of just dumping her.

They say revenge is best served cold. This revenge is icy.

Why is Jane walking funny?
I heard she got an Icy Ted because she fooled around on Hambone when he was away last week.

Icy Ted by Hambone64 June 10, 2013

Hambos 

to do crazy shit for the love of attention

Did you hear Marty jumped in the lake on New Year's Day? That dude is such a hambos.

Hambos by hambone64 January 27, 2011

Lace Irish 

used to describe people who were obsessively concerned about outward appearances; primarily to the detriment of those inside. It came from the practice of hanging beautiful lace curtains so your house looked nice from the street but having torn/broken furniture inside because you were so poor.

My mom grew up in a lace Irish home. Her mother would hang a giant Christmas Wreath on the front door but they would have no gifts... or tree.

Lace Irish by Hambone64 August 7, 2008