Goon

Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculous

That dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon!

by Shibs92 November 6, 2011

Goon

An abbreviation of “Rangoon.” A crispy dumpling appetizer dish served in American-Chinese and Thai restaurants. Goons are commonly filled with crab meat and served as “Crab Rangoons.”

Let’s order Chinese take-out tonight. Don’t forget the goons!

by Alatt December 16, 2017

Goon

Self description of east coast gangster and BMF on the planet Jorge Masvidal, raised by spicks in Miami Florida.

"Fuck yeah I'm not no west coast gangster. I'm a fucking goon"

by A-Dog94 September 21, 2019

Goon

Short for Gemmy Goon.

We 'Gon Goon together?

by 7th Colored February 1, 2022

Goon

A person who has a name very close to somebody else's and stays up late at night.

Man, all these goons were adding me on facebook at 2 am because we had the same name.

by theman2525300 August 22, 2011

Goon

any person who is insanely cool, super chill and has their friends backs. Goons do whatever they want when, and where they want. Goons love to party have a good time constantly. Often dresses different then other people and just all around chill people.

Matt- look at that group of goons over their, they are so chill

Ryan- yeah but they are just sitting over their not really doing much. and they are so loud all the time

by goontastic November 24, 2010

Goon

a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.

Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner

by Leslie Noble Devotie January 4, 2014