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Juice glob

Glob can mean anything and everything but is mostly funny in a sexual since specifically when you replace it with the butt,or,ass,or butt hole.
Man she was flossing her juice glob on my marklark all nite it was so hot.
by Funkymasterballzdeep October 15, 2025
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glob gobbler

A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.
Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.
by mavbot01 March 7, 2023
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goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet
boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*
by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023
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Glob

A MASSIVE amount of marijuana extract, in other words: a fat ass dab!
Tom woke up this morning, busted out the rig, and took a big ass glob
by Tkart May 26, 2018
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Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.
Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.
by Botta Bing July 28, 2019
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