Glinphing

When you are warm in bed and need to stick one leg out to regulate your body temperature

“Also when you have those special pants that have the zipper at the knee and you have one leg disconnected and at your shoe

It is so warm imma glinphing

by Joethmommy March 28, 2025

Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.

He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!

by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025

glairping

a terrible habit of masturbating to Octonauts

I heard Tim was glairping to Octonauts last weekend

by javinplux April 13, 2025

Glapping

Using bad handwriting to pass off an assignment as completed

That D-average student is glapping his way through the Buddhism worksheet!

by My nod ues p May 5, 2025

Glarning

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025

Gnarping

Blending up a dead pregnant woman into a smoothie and then drinking it. This liquid is known as Gnarp sauce.

Ohhhh I just LOVE me some Gnarp sauce on my French fry’s! Gnarping is fun for the whole family!

by Gnarp master June 10, 2025

Goarpling

To act foolishly, or in a foolish way, similar to a rapscallion.

Griffin: yo watch this I’m bouta scream 67 in Walmart with mason
Finley: yo stop goarpling lil bro

by Bray w September 9, 2025