Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
Get the Glazing the Pot mug.The act of pouring an opaque white substance on the head of your penis while you are in the bath. After a few days(and you may need to do this multiple times) it will look like the head of your penis is glazed, like of a krispy kreme donut.
Bro 1: yo bro i just got finished glazing my cock so now i'm gonna fuck Stacy.
Bro 2: Bro! thats awesome!
Bro 2: Bro! thats awesome!
by being glazed September 29, 2018
Get the Glazing mug.Related Words
an advanced sexual act where a man cums in his hand and proceeds to slather his cum on his partners body in order to resemble a glazed donut
My boyfriend loves glazing me. Sometimes he brings sprinkles to bed so he can sprinkle them on me when he's done
by bowlbo February 12, 2020
Get the glazing mug.by Mr.MonkeySpanker December 31, 2020
Get the glazing the donut mug.by Child Pornographer April 27, 2021
Get the Glazing mug.Bro 1: Dude, I was totally glazing in Ms. Smith's class.
Bro 2: For real, bro, my eyes were totally glazed over thinking of Ashley.
Bro 2: For real, bro, my eyes were totally glazed over thinking of Ashley.
by kforkale September 29, 2021
Get the glazing mug.When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.
by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021
Get the Glazing the carrot mug.