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buff garfield

He is Big Yoshi’s babysitter he babysits big yoshi’s eggs
Yoshi: Hey Buff Garfield you mind babysitting my eggs?
Garfield: Sure
by Soggy Potatoes August 20, 2019
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doing an Andrew Garfield

A phrase used to tell when someone is lying about something. Of which Andrew Garfield is recently known for because of his stunts prior No Way Home. Alternatives in this context would be: "the werewolf", "a photoshop".
Tom Hiddleston:
'I literally have no idea. And I’m not even doing an Andrew Garfield! I just don’t know'
by BrainrotMarvel April 28, 2022
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GarfieldIsDoc

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.
"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console
by fatter neek August 25, 2020
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1970's garfield

1970's garfield: Whomst've touched my lasaga.

Hey gamer.
by PUMPKIN DAVE January 21, 2018
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Garfield

Garfield-noun.Garfield is a multi dimensional demonic celestial being.who torturous Jon with his past dog odi,and all in all breaks all space and time every 2 minet . you should fear him greatly.
garfield:im sorry jon... :) jon:weres odi?? garfield:theres no use now jon.there is no use for praying to,for i have alredy killed your god. by the way,wheres my lazagna jon:noooooo garfield:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by lolsdwfbgh November 18, 2019
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garfield

A fat vagina. A play on the on the comic strip character Garfield who is known for a being fat cat or to more appropriate terms in relation to this definition, a fat pussy.
Damn, Stacy sure has a garfield.
by VaginaDestroyer September 5, 2013
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garfield

(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.
I'm no psychic, but I predict that the Garfield live-action movie will be 2004's "Hulk."
by G-Union November 6, 2003
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