Weirdo: "Oh man, check out that MILF, she look's hot."
Sane Friend: "Fuck That! She looks more like a GILF."
"Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."
Sane Friend: "Fuck That! She looks more like a GILF."
"Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."
by Diego August 18, 2003
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Acronym for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck," meaning a sexually attractive woman who is a grandmother.
Kid A: Did you watch the 2008 vice presidential debate?
Kid B: Yeah, but i was just staring at Sarah Palin the entire time. Shes such a gilf.
Kid B: Yeah, but i was just staring at Sarah Palin the entire time. Shes such a gilf.
by Chocl8ThundR January 1, 2009
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A man to bed one will be KING of his group, and gloating rights will be established once validated.
These are the rules that are commonly followed when determining GILF.
1. Has to have a daughter that has a child already. Can be allowed to be less than one month from popping. But that is determined by the group.
2. Has to be of reasonable age. 45 is the start of the safe zone. This sounds stupid but I have known women to try and pass theselves off as GILF. Scrutiny is needed for 45>.
3. Photo is proof. When bedding a GILF you need to take an image using whatever methods are available, and there needs to be in the background or foreground some sort of identifiable object, that being a landmark or certain posters and so on, to be able to validate the bedding. Your location needs to match with the image, this is of utmost importance.
4. Phone number. Can be used as a substandard of proof. But you must be honest with the story. We can always call her and find out the real story.
5. Looks are important. No reward is paid out for any grandmother that is ugly and or fat. Alcohol is no defence. If you bed an ugly fat old chick, you will be humiliated in any and many ways possible, because that's your own fault.
A man to bed one will be KING of his group, and gloating rights will be established once validated.
These are the rules that are commonly followed when determining GILF.
1. Has to have a daughter that has a child already. Can be allowed to be less than one month from popping. But that is determined by the group.
2. Has to be of reasonable age. 45 is the start of the safe zone. This sounds stupid but I have known women to try and pass theselves off as GILF. Scrutiny is needed for 45>.
3. Photo is proof. When bedding a GILF you need to take an image using whatever methods are available, and there needs to be in the background or foreground some sort of identifiable object, that being a landmark or certain posters and so on, to be able to validate the bedding. Your location needs to match with the image, this is of utmost importance.
4. Phone number. Can be used as a substandard of proof. But you must be honest with the story. We can always call her and find out the real story.
5. Looks are important. No reward is paid out for any grandmother that is ugly and or fat. Alcohol is no defence. If you bed an ugly fat old chick, you will be humiliated in any and many ways possible, because that's your own fault.
Bloke 1: Remember the old girl i was talking to?
Bloke 2: yeah she was fine...a GILF I might add?
Bloke 1:*shows image of GILF in his room*...GILF Rules number 3.
Bloke 2: yeah i'll pay that
Bloke 1: mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm
Bloke 2: yeah she was fine...a GILF I might add?
Bloke 1:*shows image of GILF in his room*...GILF Rules number 3.
Bloke 2: yeah i'll pay that
Bloke 1: mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm
by FatGimp August 25, 2009
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(preferably of the stinky variety)
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