Fruitcake

Fruitcakes, which are cakes containing both fruit and nuts, have been in existence since the Middle Ages, but it is unclear when the term started being used disparagingly, especially in the United Kingdom and the United States, as a slur for a 'crazy person' (e.g. "he's a complete fruitcake")

He's a complete fruitcake

by Prime8 August 11, 2015

trumpcakes

Mushroom cupcakes with gold leaf frosting.

These trumpcakes look like gold, but taste like asshole.

by Goodguy222 November 26, 2016

Teenybopper Fruitcake

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.

Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

fruitcake special

When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.

My girlfriend and I had a Fruitcake Special last night for dessert.

by aggabhang April 14, 2016

trumpcakes

Mushroom cupcakes with gold leaf frosting.

These trumpcakes look like gold but taste like asshole.

by Goodguy222 November 25, 2016

Devil's Fruitcake

When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.

Dude I totally gave this sloppy hoe a Devil's Fruitcake last night with my nigga.

by Devil$whip April 11, 2015

Fruitcake

Basically fruitcake = fuck
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL

1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter

1. DOOD, what the fruitcake!?

2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.

3. You're a fruitcake-tard.

4. You lil' fruiter.

:D

by omfgitsmorganf May 25, 2008