flexing out

Passing out from flexing too hard and too long

Man that guy totally ended up flexing out at the gym from showing off for a totally rocking babe

by Nosilla Rellim October 18, 2013

flexting

A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.

Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.

by raichupal June 11, 2011

flexible

adj. Capable of inserting one's head in one's own rectum.

Did you hear management's latest plan? They must be the most flexible people on the planet.

by bbobb January 25, 2003

Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.

6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!

by LabMom January 21, 2010

Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.

look at him he a flexing chimps

by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021

Domestic Flexing

The act of flexing within your own home and in proximity of your close friends because your items or property is not good enough to flex around others.

Jerome: Yo, I went to Daquan's house and the dude was flexing his fake J's and his Chinese Michael Kors
Rae: Damn, he was Domestic Flexing hard.

by Ewonkoniad December 1, 2014

Flexigan

a vegetarian who follows a mainly vegan diet with the occasional dairy/egg product.

Peter Singer is a famous flexigan. He eats vegan at home but he will have the vegetarian option when eating out.

by Kaleiascope August 18, 2009