Portuguese Flipshit

To sit on the toilet backwards and shit into the toilet.

Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.

Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?

Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.

by Brie B September 17, 2011

Floppy Fanny Flaps

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.

"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".

by haynah September 16, 2005

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

flips balls

Freak out

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.

by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008

flips out

a colloquialism used as an adjective to describe a person who tends to become enraged over situations

THE PERSON: Jeffrey flips out if he even THINKS someone might be late for a meeting. I'd call HR and tell them you were hit by a semi-trailer on the 405.

by China Chuck October 2, 2017

bastard flaps

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.

"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

by smokythebandit June 1, 2014

snoot flaps

better word for a dog jowl.

Pit bulls have the best snoot flaps!

by kaylinruinseverything September 1, 2020