A rating to describe the sexiests on Earth. Considered very sexually intimidating. Capable of wiping out the west coast with one cream shot, Masturbates on average 10e+13 time per day. The most dangerous weapon tactic of Face Mashing a persons mouth with 10 gallons of cum at approximately 42069(m/s). Also has the habit of fucking your mom in a public space 24/7.
OMG, Michael was such a Facemash at the party, he impregnated 420 people in one go, and made Brians mom pregnant in-front of everyone.
by LITTLE core December 26, 2022
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by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017
Get the amber falamber mug.After you blow your load all over a girls face, you take a handfull of your pubes and throw it in her face creating a gorilla facemask!
by inthegooch December 3, 2007
Get the gorilla facemask mug.Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.
Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.
by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007
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Get the falam mug.Falm is short for FAce paLM. When theres a idiot, saying idiotic things - falm. something outrageously stupid happens? falm. You do something unspeakably lame? falm.
Garry132: HEY WAT UPZ GUIS?
Garry132: GUESS WAT I JUST LOST TEH GAMEZ?!
Renegade45: Wow, i just fucking falm'ed.
Renegade45: And also lost the game. fuck.
Garry132: GUESS WAT I JUST LOST TEH GAMEZ?!
Renegade45: Wow, i just fucking falm'ed.
Renegade45: And also lost the game. fuck.
by Schwarzwind December 29, 2007
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