Diet Dr. Pepper 

1) The greatest beverage known to mankind; possibly the greatest invention ever. Rivals sliced-bread and fire; no lie. Goes well with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.

3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.

4) Also known as DDP.

My God in heaven; Diet Dr. Pepper is amazing. If only they had it in every country in the world, all of humanity would hold hands and sing Kumbai-a.

Man, I want a Captain-DDP right now; tastes great and gets you drunk at the same time!

Yo Maria, thanks for mailing that form for me; I owe you some serious DDP for that one.

Diet Dr. Pepper by Dan Weissman and Maria too February 15, 2006

diet pepsi twist 

It is the nectar of the gods.

I went to Heaven and had some Diet Pepsi Twist with God.

diet pepsi twist by JOrdan... November 23, 2006

Diet Nigger 

A nigger low on melanin calories

Jordan is a diet nigger

Diet Nigger by igwe aka August 26, 2019

Diet Ohio Hog Roast 

Sitting in front of a fire and receiving oral sex while eating reduced fat wheat thins.

My girlfriend got crumbs in her hair when she gave me that diet Ohio hog roast.

Diet Ohio Hog Roast by cheeksrodeo January 6, 2010

Diet Water 

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

Diet Water by J Malik January 30, 2006

diet meme 

A diet meme refers to an old meme that is still kind of funny or is still in the general publics mind. A diet meme can also apply to an old meme you haven't heard about. A good way to tell if a meme is a diet meme check to see if the meme has appeared on the Ellen Show.

Friend: Hey, you remember Harambe?
Me: Wow! That's a diet meme.
Friend: I know right . Rest In Peace my sweet baby boy.

diet meme by FrozenEnoch January 23, 2017

diet-conscious 

People who concern about having a balanced diet.

"The portions are simply too big for the diet-conscious".

diet-conscious by Claire Dall August 20, 2017