Senor DickWeed

The creepy ass substitute teacher that likes to touch little boy anus

Stacy-“Man, Mr. Stevenson sure likes to play the game ‘bend of and spread your legs’ with us.” “ We should call him Senor DickWeed because he only lets the boys play that game”

by JewFaggotTesticles69 June 17, 2019

dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore

"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!

by thehashslingingslasher July 31, 2014

Dickward

When a xbox player says they are a got at fortnite and they have the large gay

Larry is a xbox fortnite player so he us a dickward

by IC€Y_Exlovo March 2, 2019

dickbeard

a person who frequently uses "random" outside its traditional meaning to describe people or situations that are amusing in an odd way.

Did that dickbeard just use "random" as a noun? I'd like to punch him in the face.

by Kewpie Dan May 1, 2006

dickweed

A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick

Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed

by NixonIsBack July 15, 2008

Dickweed Head

A complete fucked up useless piece of shit.

Dickweed HEads that have white haired tols that play tennis and soccer, have fat ass gay friends and looks like a goat.

by Andrew Kevan March 17, 2009

dickweeds

Any STD that a male may have, especially herpes. Similar to crabs.

Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?

by JimmyJonnerton August 16, 2008