Dickbag

A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.

or

Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.

Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!

or

Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!

by Barbecued Ribs May 13, 2010

Dickmatized

This is what happens when a person forgets who they are, doesn't listen to family or friends, makes bad decisions, and overlooks everything wrong that their significant other is doing because THE DICK is that good.

After Britney Spears hooked up with and married Kevin Federline, she started to take on his traits and acted irresponsibly with her life. It was obvious she was DICKMATIZED when she agreed to do a reality show, but cancelled her tour.

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

dickbutt

think of the weirdest thing you can think of... dickbutt. there is nothing dirtier than a dickbutt except a dusty butthole.

That kid is a fucking dickbutt

Look at that dickbutt, it's enormous!

by willows April 19, 2007

Dickmatised

The female equivalent of "pussy whipped"

Girl, you need to stop doing everything Mark says, that boy has you dickmatised!

by Princess5178 June 12, 2013

Dicktator

N. One who thinks he's god, but really is on a computer hub ego trip. nelsonbt

Brass is ruled by a dicktator.

by JoMama February 8, 2003

dickmatized

to be hypnotized by the dick

She was completely dickmatized

by sphinxdoll December 18, 2008

gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.

"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"

by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004