Demelloed

{v} One who did something completely stupid and dumb. A dumb action. To act in a way that makes one appear simple. To use absolutely no common sense. To ask a question which has clearly been previously answered.

Person A: I zipped up my pants and caught my ball sac in the zipper.
Person B: Dude, you just Demelloed!

Guy 1: So I learned how to do burnouts last week! Its so cool!
Guy 2: Nice man! I bet you get the pussy with that!
Guy 1: Yea dude, it's sweet....but I can't figure out why my car is starting to break.
Guy 3 (to Guy 4): Dude, he just demelloed!

by one88888 September 29, 2008

Demena

The romantic and/or friendship pairing of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, often confused by annoying twitter users with Delena. See also: Lovez

Random person: Did u c Demi & Selena's reunion picxx!? DELENA 4EV!

Me: It's Demena. With an M. When will you guys ever learn, seriously?

by Lolokayyouthinkthat May 2, 2011

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

demben

A slang word formed by the natives of Australia most commonly used in bairnsdale victoria it means "derro"

Look at that dawg pretty demben ay.
Brodie is a demben.

by jake selzer May 1, 2006

Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

Demeatify

To completely remove the flesh from something.

"I so totally had to demeatify that chicken wing last night. Only the bone was left!"

by 0mikey0 June 9, 2009

Demented

1. Entirely irrational: Completely unreasonable or lacking any sense of the consequences of actions taken.

2. Affected with dementia: Affected by the loss of intellectual functions that is associated with dementia. This usually only happens to elderly (old) people.

My friend's granpa is demented, he can't remember a thing.

by Jafje April 5, 2007