Definitionist: One who makes definitions. This includes any and all of the wonderful people who've ever added a definition to Urban Dictionary. These people take delight in redefining the liquid, shifting creation that is the English language, either by reworking antiquated words and giving them dynamic new meanings, or else creating entirely new words. It's definitionists we have to thank for such excellent words as: Cool, Posse, Grippa, and basically anything with gratuitous "th"s, "q"s or "y"s, such as "quoth", "thy", "thou", "quip", "hast", and "thine".
Casual Reader: Dang, some of those definitionists really need to find something else to do...
Intelligent Person: Are you kidding? It's definitionists that we have to thank for no longer using the language of the 18th century! I don't know about you, but I don't think that talking like I'm in a Shakespeare play is very cool.
Casual Reader: Wow, you're right! You know what? I'm going to become a definitionist today!
Intelligent Person: Are you kidding? It's definitionists that we have to thank for no longer using the language of the 18th century! I don't know about you, but I don't think that talking like I'm in a Shakespeare play is very cool.
Casual Reader: Wow, you're right! You know what? I'm going to become a definitionist today!
by Vladimir McCools November 29, 2007
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"Aw fuck, we've got a Warpig (Gaming definition) on our team. This match is gonna be fucking annoying cause he's just gonna charge in there then blame us when he dies."
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by laser_fox March 8, 2021
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it's a funny video on youtube, you should watch it right now or i will fucking kill you.
it was a rick roll
by theomelon May 6, 2021
Get the a video in the definition mug.Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun
“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”
Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.
Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.
by Arthur Van Graff February 9, 2018
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Santa Claus - After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.
Bubble - a females ass, preferably big
carpet - the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
alaskan firedragon - When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
All these are real stupid definitions on urban dictionary by the way.
Bubble - a females ass, preferably big
carpet - the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
alaskan firedragon - When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
All these are real stupid definitions on urban dictionary by the way.
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