Delusional Confidence Syndrome

A feeling of great determination one feels to work their hardest to achieve straight A's for the next quarter/semester that inevitably falls short due to procrastination and/or lack of willpower.

Student #1: My roommate went out and bought a bunch of binders and dividers and paper, rambling on about how organized and hard working he's going to be next quarter.

Student #2: Mine too. Looks like that Delusional Confidence Syndrome is going around..

by DanTheManMan August 30, 2010

Delusional

A psychotic IRC troll with anti social personality disorder, ie. a Sociopath. He has a very tiny penis and MASSIVE BALLS.

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone not able to remember their name, how you met, or why they’re dead. I must be Delusional.

by Someone420 April 25, 2009

delusional attachment

A made-up delusion where someone believes they are a fictional character, usually used by self diagnosed psychotics on kinsta

Person A: I have a delusional attachment to Nagito Komaeda. Do not separate me from myself. Doubles kys.
Person B: youre just a kinnie

by opblockme September 6, 2021

delusional

Eddy Senior from Hecky Grammar

hes one out of context son of a bitch

Even though all the Leeds Fest tickets were sold out, Eddy still thought he could buy one

Eddy: Don't be so sparse
Gav + Luke: Do you even know what that word means ya daft cunt?

by Gav - Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman April 13, 2005

Delusional jealousy

Someone who truly believes that someone is jealous or envious of their life, when in fact it’s quite the contrary.

Mindy has delusional jealousy , she thinks everyone is envious of her when in fact she’s just a deadbeat junkie who sucks dick for pills.

by Slickrick023 April 19, 2019

Delusional

An individual who has lost all connection with reality. He will deceive even himself into believing complete falsehoods. He may even create doctored videos online in order to deceive others.

Tim is Delusional. He thinks the first jetty should be call the third jetty, even though it was the first one built and the westernmost jetty in East Hampton.

by Wainscotter September 14, 2019

Delusionalize

When something makes someone, or someone delusional.

1:Her house delusionalizes people. 2: oh dang look at Karen she must have been delusionalized by that car ride. 3: The smell of oranges delusionalizes Her whenever she smells it

by Imakewordsgoodhehe September 15, 2019