christopher walken

The second coming of Christ.

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken

by Drama_King March 11, 2008

Christopher

1. Perhaps at first glance one might think a Christopher is a misfit, but this is merely his camouflage. Christophers are honest men whom go hard; work hard, play hard, and love hard. To most, Christophers seem wild, untamable forces of nature whom are destructive… but don’t mistake these terms “wild”, “untamable”, and “force of nature” as negative attributes, for it is part of a Christopher’s splendor. You call him wild because he goes all out; I call him passionate, adventurous, energetic, and determined. You call him untamable because you want to control him, I say let him be free-spirited because he will achieve great things and he is most beautiful when not caged. And as for force of nature, he is a force to be reckoned with for sure, but he is not destructive, he is protective and strong (in every sense of the word). A Christopher may be able to lift heavy objects, bend blue steel, or take on sebn’ black panthers, but with those same hands he can hold a child’s hand without crushing it, caress a woman gently, and make people feel safe. Christophers are known charmers who will make you smile and laugh anytime given time. Upon hearing a Christopher’s deep, calming and seductive voice, one can’t help but smile and feel at ease. Do not underestimate a Christopher, for he is a man in the purest sense; honest, steadfast, and knows how to provide.

2. A grown ass man.

He's a real Christopher, he had me smiling for days.

by Smitten__Kitten October 21, 2011

Christopher

The name of an amazing, cute, awkward at first guy who can make you laugh all the time. Gives good conversations, fun to talk to and extremely BEAST. He's nice, and smart and you can talk to him about almost anything, the day you meet him will be worth it, one-of-a-kind type of guy.

"Hey did you meet that Christopher guy?"
"Yeah, he's soo cool n.n"

by someonecoolbro August 6, 2011

Christopher Walken

Quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat Chuck Norris ass.

Also an Academy Award winning actor.

Christopher Walken can whoop Chuck Norris up and down washington Street.

by Steven4444444 October 9, 2008

Christopher

usually tall, has dark hair, brown eyes. he looks kinda mean at first but once you get to know him he's a great guy, he's also weird but still he can be a good friend. he's very nice, caring, and loyal, if you ever get a chance to be his girlfriend, he will treat you like a princess, give you cute nicknames like kitten or kitty and he'll love you to his full extent, he's best matched with girl's named Desiree, he will protect her and love her as much as he can. he can fight like a bat out of hell, he's one crazy sum' bitch if you piss him off, there's to much to say about a Christopher so one more thing, he also has a huge cock.

guy one: hey look its Christopher! guy two: oh don't go near him, he's all riled up

by Wolfie628 November 9, 2017

Slippery Christopher

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.

My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher

by Numberonecousin February 3, 2023

Christopher Walken

A veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, Christopher Walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever. Although most people believe him to be an absolute wacko, many of his excellent supporting roles are the stuff of legend, and there are few Hollywood stars that are as respected as he is.

Christopher Walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull.

by I'm Nolan July 25, 2008