criminy

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"

Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.

"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"

by GullibleZine October 16, 2006

Smooth Criminal

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".

by rolling_star October 24, 2010

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

cripnigaphobia

The word used to describe the fear of gay, African American, disabled man.

I tried to get over my cripnigaphobia and talk to Stephen, but i just couldnt.

by enzo354 December 17, 2008

Chipinaw

The best camp in the world. Everyone loves it! The super seniors are the best division!

Oh they are so cool they must go to chipinaw

by Eskye12345 January 13, 2019

criving

Crying and thriving simultaneously. Could be due to multiple sTrEsSoRs: Homework, work, siblings, parents, or just life in general!! It’s usually a temporary mood, and doesn’t happen unless you’re super stressed out.

I’m criving right now... I have so much homework tonight, but I know I can pull through

by rml1234 October 28, 2019