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Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.
Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.
by gregben March 13, 2022
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cryptopoetry

The art of hiding clues in seemingly normal poetry. Typically, there are a few key words (such as the first word on every line or every word that is capitalized) that string together to make another sentence with hidden meaning.
Someone, a Jon Doe,
Is wearing glasses,
Reading and studying cryptopoetry. Poring
Over the poem, he tries to find
Your clue, but it is too difficult. His
Shoulder slumps down in failure.
by Pitmania April 21, 2008
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cryptopsy

Cryptopsy is simpy an autopsy of a crypt. Originated in Egypt during the reign of King Tutenknahmen (or Tut, as his homies called him), he ordered his peons to autopsy all the crypts in the area to get his country out of debt. It's just a nice way to say theft.
I just cryptopsied that car....
by Lara October 22, 2003
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claptop

a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.
dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
by the_sea July 7, 2010
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Cryptophobia

Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.
Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.
by TheSmallTownSwagMan June 10, 2018
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cryptopsychology

The act of espionage via mind-reading.
"those jailbirds all ran when i used my cryptopsychology skills to spill their secrets"
by kaimollaaay April 6, 2010
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Craptown

Term used to describe something displeasing or otherwise horrible. Imagine, if you will, a town, named "Crap Town" and what sort of things you would find in said town. "Craptown" should only be used to describe inanimate objects; it is considered very degrading to describe a person as craptown.
There is no way I am letting that craptown X-box into my house!
by Mason January 14, 2005
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