Cranialrectalectomy

The gentle but forceful removal of a colleague's head from their butt. The procedure was developed by Dr. Couyon in Louisiana.

Cuz, T-Boy needs a cranialrectalectomy...stat!

by Couyon April 20, 2018

cranial phallic anastomosis

Dickhead.

Patient suffers from cranial phallic anastomosis. He's a right dickhead

by medicalswearwords August 27, 2019

oral-cranial disconnect

A state wherein the mouth is running at full speed while the brain remains idle.
Also known affectionately as 'OCD'.

I realized he was suffering from oral-cranial disconnect when I heard him mindlessly spewing nonsense at 90 words a minute, and his brain was obviously still in neutral.

by JayArr January 30, 2015

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

smooth like crinimal

you've been hit by, you've been hit by, a "smooth like crinimal"

dam, he "smooth like crinimal"
everyone loves joe

by urbouluvsurman April 12, 2022

cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja January 3, 2008

cranial debognotisation

Dyeing and colouring of the hair. Originally used to describe the colouring of the hair with "Cosmic Colour" aerosol temporary hair colour, but now covers all instances of dyeing and colouring the hair.

I got an all-over cranial debognotisation with "Cosmic Colour" hair dye at the school fete.

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004