cockmonster

A blue hairy monster that bites your cock off and eats it.

AAH! Watch out! A cockmonster!

by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006

cockmonger

one who can't eat enough of management's cock

vic barron is a cockmonger

by billy blue balls July 3, 2003

cockmongler

One who mongles the cock

Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.

by 123 April 18, 2003

cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

cockmonster

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.

Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!

by Amanada G. thats right Amanda G! January 29, 2003

cockmonkey

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

by Pope M August 26, 2007

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008