cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.

"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"

by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009

cockmangler

One with insatiable appetite for wang-dangs.

How many cocks did you last night, cockmangler?

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

Cockmongler

A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).

"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"

by Muffinator June 15, 2016

Cockbungle

a small, strange rock

Let's go kick a cockbungle down the street for fun!!!!

by Poe Joe January 23, 2008

Cockingly

Cockingly: Noun; From Cock + ing + gly; Origin: 2023; Definition: Attribute exhibited by anyone that is over-confident; Example: John walked cocklingly into the bar like he owned it after having found out he won the lottery.

At work, Arrieta told Letisha that John had "big d* energy". Letisha then reprimanded Arrieta because the proper language at work was "cockingly", like in "John walked cockingly into the board room, and NOT like he had big d* energy".

by John Sinnah January 16, 2023

Cockmonger

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.

The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.

by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025