A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.
That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.
That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck
That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck
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Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.
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