cleverati

A select group of people who unnecessarily use ornate vocabulary during everyday conversation. They discuss obscure political movements and break out the thesaurus for movie reviews.

*Not to be confused with latte liberals, as they don't actually exist.

Only a true cleverati would use the word "superfluous" when discussing their favorite sandwich.

by noneofyobitneh December 9, 2008

Cliterference

Another word for "beaver dam";

Interfering with a girl who's trying to get laid, or preventing her from gettin' the hookup.

You're my bff and I love you but you're the shittiest wingwoman on the planet! All I've gotten all night is your cliterference.

by ka-chan April 21, 2015

cleverson

One who is clever, intelligent, smart. Witty and on the ball.

Hey stephen, you're way too cleverson, you're making me look bad.

by SK1989 April 13, 2009

Cleverbot

A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.

Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o

by Scarybot September 1, 2009

Cliteral

Like Clitoris and Literal
the straight forwardnesss of a girl wanting to get it on

John- "i didn't think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cliteral with me.
dan- "what do you mean"
John "she just looked at me and said "stick it in already!""
dan- "well that was rather cliteral of her!"

by klijinky February 28, 2010

Et Cetera

Latin for "And Other Things."

I am not your Latin teacher. If you want to take Latin, be a smart little something, or at least apply yourself in High School. If you're past high school, I guess you could take it in college, but, HA HA. Dumbass.

by Leiko October 5, 2004

Cliterbate

(Verb) - An action performed by a female, due to the lack of male genitals, to stimulate the sexual response of ones body. This action can be performed by one's self or with the help of hand-held devices.

Sally, lacking male companionship on her day off, stays at home and cliterbates to Mr. Rodgers and SNL (What a weird bitch, right?)

by Tarkster April 19, 2009