Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

chantal

sexy bicth ;) whos funny fit and got a great scene of humour. her eyes are always her best feature and every guy notices her when she walks into a room

boy: CHANTAL
boy2: shes mine ;)

by hummer 42 November 18, 2010

Obbzy boy Chant

If your surname is Hobbs, obbz, looba, dooba, dobby lob, lobbsy, flobbsy, dooba lobbsy or L'obb and someone starts an Obbzy boy chant you simply have to chug a beer or do a dance.

Group: obbzy, obbzy boy, obbzy obbzy obbzy boy! obbzy boy chant
Joe Hobbs: chug

by mutha daj dong April 15, 2008

cantor

To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.

Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?

He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.

I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.

Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!

by Tired of this Shit Already September 4, 2011

Chanta

Chanta is sweet, sassy and a loyal beauty, typically a dark berry with very sweet juice. She tends to be very giving, but what ever you do don't double cross her, a woman with a lot of class, smarts and a joy to be around. Just say her name brings a smile across your face , somebody is very lucky to have a (Chanta) in their life.

If only I had a Chanta, my life would be so amazing!

by Anthony 1995 June 20, 2017

Canton

Chicano slang for a house in the barrio ese.

Chicano slang para casa o apartamento en el barrio ese.

Ay te wacho en mi canton al rato ese.

Anoche se escucharon puros cuetazos afuera de mi canton ese.

Guarda la merca en tu canton ese.

by elFantasmaEncabronado June 12, 2009

chantolia

she is very naught, but innocent, shes gonna be your mental breakdown buddy, she will love you, she tells all the heartbroken people they deserve the world coz they do, shes good at comforting, shes not a clingy bitch, shes gonna love you forever, shes good, she likes tiktok, actually addicted to that stupid ass app, she likes tiktok boys. has clear skin but really tan lmao, sadly if she got into a relationship all the boys will treat her like shit

chantolia is not sad

by ur mum looks like hatdog February 19, 2020