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cardiac attack

the act of cuffing your hand together and with great force pushing your hands towards someones upper chest area created by a character named "Super Jerk" which appears on the popular internet comics Cyanide And Happiness
by nutron July 14, 2007
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Arizona Cardinals

The NFL's perenial last place team, the Cardinals are a team with a long history, and one that unfortunately includes mostly losing. Established in 1920 as the Chicago Cardinals, they always played second fiddle to the crosstown Bears in the league's early days. The Cardinals generally struggled in their early years, except for a surprising championship in 1925. The team won an NFL championship in 1947 against the Eagles for their only title. They lost the rematch in the 1948 title game, in a low scoring 7-0 matchup. In 1960, the team moved to St. Louis, which did little to change their fortunes. The team had its best years in franchise history in the mid-70s with Jim Hart under center, achieving 3 straight playoff berths from 1974-76. The team also had a playoff berth in the strike shortened 1982 season. However, with the team still a poor franchise and, with St. Louis refusing to pay for a new stadium, the team moved to Phoenix for the 1988 season, first calling themselves the Phoenix Cardinals, then switching to the name Arizona Cardinals in 1994. The team failed to post a .500 season from 1985-97, but finally broke through with a playoff berth in 1998, their most recent postseason apperance. That year, the team went 9-7 and pulled off a 1st round upset of the Cowboys. Since then, the team has returned to its losing ways. However, they are currently building a good offense and their might be hope on the horizon for this team.
"The Arizona Cardinals have pulled up a gigantic playoff upset! In their first postseason apperance in 16 years, the defeat Dallas and are moving on to the next round."
by Sports Info July 7, 2006
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St. Louis Cardinals

A team that plays in the city of St. Louis, Missouri. They are the reigning National League champions with one of the best (if not the BEST) in all of sports.
The Cubs are soo bad. Let's watch those Cards beat their brains out.
by cards July 1, 2005
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St. Louis Cardinals

The St. Louis Cardinals just defeated the Detroit Tigers in the World Series.
by stan21 October 28, 2006
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Cardinal Sin

a serious error in making a judgement about someone
ITS ALMOST A CARDINAL SIN TO BE TOO GOOD AND HELPFUL
by jawwnvi December 26, 2018
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jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.
Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006
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College of Cardinals

The governing body of the Roman Catholic Church. They elect the Pope and take over papal duties when a Pope is not on the throne.
Jaques was a member of the College of Cardinals.
by Nicolai March 30, 2004
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