Callison'd

When somebody walks away mid sentence showing a lack of interest in your current topic.

that mother fucker just callison'd me mid sentence

by BoeJiden666 September 26, 2022

ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010

Father-In-Law Callisto

A made up person ad thing for urban dictionary

Father-In-Law Callisto Yes

by Α January 24, 2022

callus interruptus

call waiting

Jen got another call on callus interruptus and put me on hold for an hour.

by cookieknits January 28, 2009

callisto

to be dark and icy like Jupitor's moon

Did you see that Goth, he is sooo callisto!

by mlo April 20, 2005

Calliste

Simply, someone who is a complete and unquestionable cunt.

"That guy is a Calliste..."
"I hate that fucking Calliste"
"Damn French guys... Proper Callistes"

by The Zakman ^-^ September 26, 2012

Callisto

Callisto was a nymph from Greek mythology and one of Artemis's followers. Zeus liked her and pretended to be Artemis so he could come close. He then revealed himself and raped her. Callisto didn't dare telling Artemis because her followers were all supposed to be virgins, which she now wasn't anymore, whether she wanted to or not. When she was several months into the pregnancy, Artemis and her followers went bathing and she was forced to undress. When Artemis saw her belly, she was furious because Callisto hadn't told her and turned her into a she-bear. Callisto was then chased and killed by dogs. Zeus rescued her unborn child and gave it to the mother of Hermes to care for.

Person 1: I heard about this girl who was raped and then blamed for being pregnant.
Person 2: Damn, just like Callisto. I guess humans never learn.

by superwholockchick February 9, 2018