condom

A balloon the shape of a penis

fun to poke people in the head with a condom

by THATGUY! September 22, 2005

condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis

Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.

by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003

condom

a condom is a stretchy, and protective cover that is used on a penis, there are also condoms for females.these are used to keep semen from depositing into the vagina. and to prevent a pregenacy from happening.

a condom is made of latex, and is used to have safe sex

by a.e.p June 14, 2010

condom

A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.

You did HER? Dude, that's not what I meant when I said you should use a condom.

by couldn't make this stuff up April 21, 2008

condom

that rubber like thing that people seem to forget about when very intoxicated causing them to wake up in the morning and leave way to quickly. if even making it to the morning

few beers in a club never ends well as you wobble back to an unknown house no one ever mentions the fatal (could be vital) word condom

by dealy March 29, 2009

Condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.

Man! using a condom is like you are fucking it and its fucking your girlfriend.

by Syductive December 15, 2008

condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.

Durex

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003