cockblocker

A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

cockblocker

One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.

I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.

by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006

cockblocker

1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the cock.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"

by carolbitchh July 25, 2007

codeblocked

The unintentional hindrance of smooth function of program code by inferior or bad coding.

I noticed the slowness on our the new portion of our website. I think Joe has codeblocked us again.

by the_furballexpress December 16, 2009

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003

cockblocker

A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all cock directed at friend. the ugly bitch.

Susan stopped me from fucking helen because she was 'too close'

by p March 30, 2003

cookblocker

Anyone who intervenes in the kitchen with their unwanted opinion whilst one is trying to cook their dish. This also includes but is not excluded to the taking over of cooking duties and or sabotaging an already perfect dish by secretly adding their own shitty ingredients

Girl: Man what is that guy in Ratatouille doing to that already perfect soup dish?
Guy: He's totally a cookblocker; look at what he's doing to the soup with those shitty herbs.
Girl: Who would do such a thing?
Guy: Idk, he's like a ginger.
Girl: Point made.

by osmocosmo January 13, 2014