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Post Snyder Clarity

That weird ass feeling of helplessness/existential crisis you get struck with after watching a Zack Snyder or Snyder-like film.
Man, I just watched the Snyder Cut and it fucking gave Post Snyder Clarity!
by TheGatorAndTheCat May 6, 2022
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Post-exam clarity

The moments immediately after taking an exam in which one experiences feelings of sadness, emptiness, and realizes how to solve questions they didn't answer or dumb mistakes made on easy questions.
That post-exam clarity hit hard, I was stuck on a question for 10 minutes and then all of a sudden I know what the answer is.
by KingBaolan February 4, 2021
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Post Mommy Clarity (PMC)

That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.
Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!
by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021
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senior moment of clarity

When an elderly person accidentally makes a good point.
George Bush had a senior moment of clarity when he said "the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and burtal invasion of Iraq - I mean of Ukraine. Iraq. Anyway..."
by Spagooter Intruder May 18, 2022
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clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.
Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.
Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.
by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012
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Clerify

To Clarify you need to Clarify your words carefully.

CLERIFY THIS WAY IS BAD.
by Autostealth April 14, 2009
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