turd burgler

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

by zneb December 28, 2005

TURD BURGLER

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”

Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!

by nahla April 28, 2007

burple

the only word that rhymes with purple

Guess what! Burple is the only word that rhymes with purple!

by pumpupthefruit June 14, 2010

Burgler

A burgler is a person who makes, eats, distributes, and smuggles hamburgers, especially from McDonalds, and normally after store hours.

My friend Dominic, a burgler who works at McDonalds, delivered McDonalds hamburgers to everybody in the dorm last night.

by Hero Miles January 19, 2011

burplelack

The colors blue, purple, and black violently mixed together

Burplelack is the best color in the world.

by [e-mail] March 24, 2010

burpled

when you giggle and burp at the same time

i just burpled

by sequinart September 2, 2013

church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association

Antonio is a real church burgler

by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015