Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

titty boned

The act of being boned between the tittys

Dude mark titty boned me last night

by jAcK ROjo March 28, 2014

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

Big boned

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."

Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.

by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009

bonged

stoned, high off marajuana

Stoner 1: "Dude I'm so bonged right now"
Stoner 2: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by 39646 January 2, 2009

Boned Smile

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010