Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

by AndyAML July 30, 2003

because

The shorthand version for expressions like "because of" or "because I am".

Made popular thanks to sites like Twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.

We're going drinking after class because Friday.

Tommy forgot to charge his iPad before the meeting because stupid.

I don't do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.

by BornBlitzed March 16, 2013

belcalis

A hard-working, loving, and beautiful person she will inspire you and give good advice she can TURN UP and goof around but she knows how to have a hella good time,

I wish i was just like Belcalis/Belcalis is FYE!!

by Mari3 December 9, 2017

Because I got high

Song by afroman. An excuse for everything

I was gonna fuck you. But I didnt, Because I got high

by paperchasesme April 18, 2009

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

The first sentence of becausenese.

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 is stupid because is want is are stupid? Want is to be dead in one day?

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery July 21, 2021

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.

Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.

by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

Bencanting

A term used in reference to whining about waking up at 3 am in the morning to milk cattle.

Stop Bencanting we have work to do.

by Mandman November 5, 2017