bellend

unit of measurement.

the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.

by giraffeheart July 28, 2012

Bellendy

The word used to describe someone who is acting like a bellend or used to describe an action that is questionable.

That was such a bellendy thing to do.

by Mowgletron October 30, 2016

bellending

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.

"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"

by senordug March 3, 2015

belendjy

A handsome man who is good at fortnite and replies in .03 seconds and will have you pee in you in your pants when he makes jokes

“I’m cry” he’s a Belendjy
#funnyaf #lit

by UnicornHead44 April 9, 2018

You Bellend

Officially a motto

Oi why have you broken that...
You Bellend

by LMBestie May 8, 2023

Bellend

A ‘Bellend’ is another word for ‘Dickhead’ but it is the Scottish version.

Did you see Taron last night? He went out looking like a complete bellend!

by hazbroboi69420 September 11, 2018

bellend master.

similar to foreskin master, except not as high in ranking order. the foreskin masters right hand man.

the bellend master decided to steal cambridgshire and place it in his foreskin. the foreskin master overode his decision.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004