Baldos

A place filled with magical wonders. This resturant creates great Mexican food, but causes intense bowel movements shortly after consumption of the food.

Baldos is awesome, but it should make the chairs toilets, so you can crap and eat at the same time.

by xyz467 April 25, 2010

ballnoculars

Placing your testicles in another person's eyesockets, one for each hole. Only can be done when the person giving the ballnoculars goes up 2 or more.

Eric gases on Chris so Chris is now allowed to give Eric ballnoculars

by TearDrop April 24, 2005

balldayer

A person who just plays basketball and does nothing else, like progress with life.

Eric is such a balldayer, he didnt even want to hook up with those fine girls. He just wanted to play basketball

by R3my September 12, 2005

ballfog

Occurs when spandex traps A small pocket of air between the pubical sack and the ABC,after a few days the air condences into a misty solution called ballfog.

After the long ride to France, Lance Armstrong whips off his biker shorts to be greeted with a faceful of ballfog.

by Phill McGiller-T.B. April 25, 2009

Balldickulous

Adj. - Extremely good. Can also be used to mean extremely bad, in a sarcastic sense.

Primary, positive meaning: This soup is balldickulous!

Secondary, sarcastic meaning: This speeding ticket is completely balldickulous.

by DonkeyShines August 5, 2010

Ballfocal

Resting your balls on someones face covering their eyes like glasses.

I put my nuts on her nose. Looked like ballfocals.

by mandt July 24, 2011

Balldacity

Possessing both the balls and audacity to say something or do something that is considered really out of line.

You have the balldacity to blame me for the house catching on fire when you were the idiot that was smoking in bed.

by Mr. Butterworth May 14, 2016