Astrid Wett

A 6/10 girl on who gets her tits out for Twitter when Chelsea win.

Astrid Wett has some warra boobies

by @ChelseaFC April 18, 2021

Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

Astrotrain

A member of the Decepticon army, this robot specializes in Military Transportation. A triple-changer, Astrotrain has the ability to transform into both a train locomotive and a space shuttle, providing fast and efficient transport for his fellow Decepticons.

2) To have a confusing nature.

3) To posess two different alternate modes.

1) Astrotrain, get us out of here!

2) He's a weirdo, a total Astrotrain.

3) Dude, check out this new Transformer! Two alternate modes, it's all Astrotrain!

by Ascot July 19, 2003

astroglidoma

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

by Mario140 October 16, 2006

Astrology

How predominantly white girls cover their insecurities

Did you hear? Suzie is into astrology?
Oh that bitch?

by cl00nkio April 26, 2020

astroturf

Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive.

The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to criticism, and writing to politicians in support of the cause.

Astroturfing is the opposite of "grassroots", genuine public support of an issue.

Mike, admit you just got caught astroturfing. You're just pimping your own blog.

Microsoft didn't have grassroots support, so they created astroturf support.

by holloway August 17, 2004

Astrid

She is the God of internal and outer beauty. She is the girl you will never forget. The girl your ex will despise and hate and the girl you're mother will love. She has the greatest personality and the cutest little laugh. The girl with the great body...points are all directed to a definite Astrid. She is also the meaning and symbolism of divine strength.

Guy: Did you meet Astrid?
Girl: Oh yes..she is sooo divine!

Girl 1: Omg my ex just left me for an Astrid.
Girl 2: Here I'll help you find another dude in the yellow pages..you'll never get that other one back!

Mother: Oh that Astrid is a darling. Not like those other ex's!

by YOurdaMaN July 30, 2009