asscabaret

A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.

{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!

by Telephony July 18, 2020

White asscheeks

White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.

FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Assception

When something/someone has something stuck with a hole in their ass.

He put a CD in his ass and went to the ER. He became an ASSCEPTION.

by Gene Walter September 30, 2011

asschoke

a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.

"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."

by asschoke4life September 7, 2011

Asscarrot

A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

Asscat

Any person that does something incredibly stupid. ie: dumping bong water all over your friends bed.

See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone

"Oh! I'm always the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"

by Joe Beano & Sticky December 11, 2003

Asscain

An obnoxious person with a bad attitude. Holds their noise up high and has poor fashion sense.

A fan of Oprah or one who likes the game Scrabble. "That asscain just scored 60 points."

by Zizzi February 11, 2006