armada

An offensive word used for anything and everything offensive all at the one time.

Person 1: hey you're such a bitch / slut / loser / tool / nerd / skank / hoe / freak / fatperson.. etc
Person 2: You mean I'm an armada?!?!
Person 1: yeah, pretty much
Person 2: I'm gonna go die in a rectum now.

by emz-n-ez November 23, 2006

Armadilloing

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013

Sunny the Armadillo

A witty Canadian with a bitingly sarcastic sense of humor and the ability to win the hearts of many with his loveable cruelty and noob-bashing.

Newb: Hiy, gys, wuts up. Im n00 two teh forumz and thawt i shhuld say hie i <3 Watrmanan <insert several obnoxious smilies here>

Sunny: You fail at life

by ChillyGod March 21, 2005

Fire Boat Armada

Similar to the Fire Boat, but done by a group of people (three or more). While all are floating in the pool, all spray urine onto one person, thus looking like a bunch of fire boats putting out a fire. Again, most easily performed by several males doing this onto another person.

My girlfriend let me and my buddies give her a fire boat armada in the pool last weekend.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Armadildo

A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.

Kid1: What do you want to do today?
Kid2: How about a game of armadildo?
Kid1: Sure!

by X-xPooeyGlooeyx-X January 28, 2017

Armadildoing

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed

Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike

by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

Ana de Armas

ryan gosling's perfectly designed hologram wife with bad movie takes

Ana de Armas plays the love interest of this tragic story

by kazi11 January 15, 2023