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Portuguese SAD Admin

When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!

- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
by brunoaleixo July 28, 2016
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Admiral Douchebag

The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
Admiral douchebag is going to fuck us with our raises again this year.
by DrSmooth June 27, 2006
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12 yr old admin

Kids who, for some ungodly known reason why on this green earth, are given the ability to mute, kick, ban, and otherwise make playing on a particular server a living fucking, nightmarish hell.

These admins get their jollies and probably only sense of satisfaction in life by hounding players that they deem annoying, unfair, or simply deserving of their abuse.

Other names for these cretins: Assmins, dickmins, shitmins.
Example 1
Player 1: DUDE! I just got banned for getting two head-shots on that guy!

Player 2: 12 yr old admin man. What do you expect?

Example 2
Player 1: {Player 1 was set on fire.}
What?
{Player 1 was frozen}
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
{Player 1 was muted}
OH HELL NO!
{Player 1 was gagged}
Oh you little bitch.
{Player 1 was kicked and banned}

FUCKING 12 YR OLD ADMINS!
by Akuryuha February 15, 2009
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admiral nelson

(1) It'll get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time! ARRR!!! Perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk for cheap without the hangover you'd expect from other cheap liqours such as Mr. Boston, or Popov. Though often dismissed as a cheap knock off of captain morgan, it tastes very similar, is half the cost and the admiral has won in several blind taste tests. It is also true he runs a tight ship. ARRR!!!!

(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.

(3) Admiral Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the competition sells it for.
(1) "I'm low on money and need to get this freshman girl crunked so I can bone her tonight. Better stop by liqours and pick up some admiral!"

(2) These minors are way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. Just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they'll be like "oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your semen"

(3) "Dude, Captain Morgan was just a lousy butt pirate. Admiral Nelson won the battle of trafalgar."
by The Shark May 16, 2006
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adminazi

Derogatory term utilized against administrators of internet message boards. Used frequently when the administrator in question is acting in an excessively authoritarian manner, prompting the comparison with National Socialist (Nazi) authoritarian practices in World War II Germany.
1. That guy banned me for expressing my opinion! He's such an adminazi!
2. I don't know what to do, the adminazis will probably gas me if I post this thread.
3. Closing down a forum? That Mara is such a lazy adminazi!
by Ascot May 18, 2004
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Admined

To make somebody an admin.
especially to admin someone on a facebook group.
Dude, I just admined you on my facebook group.
Yo whore who the fuck admined you to THAT?
by Manset June 18, 2010
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Admir

an interesting character from the far-away country of Bosnia. You will most likely encounter one of these creatures on a bus. A school bus. He enjoys various illegal and legal substances and interacting with other Admirs, however rare they may be. He is extremely sweet and veeery attractive. Share a smoke with him and he may very well become a friend, or even more.
Rachel: Woah, look at that guy!
Kyle: Oh that's Admir.
Rachel: I like him!
Kyle: Doesn't everybody?
by yournameheregirl June 24, 2010
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