Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

Slurf

Slut & a Smurf mixed together

Jennifer B is such a Slurf !

by Envyy December 24, 2014

slurbendocken

The act of slurping her vagina like spaghetti

While being intimate, he slurbendockened her at request.

by Lollypop bitch January 1, 2015

Slurfer

Is a person or other Earthly animal that participates in the act of slurping any type of liquid with a straw whilst lying on their side on a surf board, performing fellatio on the person that is captaining the said surf board. Providing this double slurping duty in open water is a very thrilling experience. Best results in Oceans and Seas with 7/11 Slurpies on neon coloured surf boards. (origin, 1961 in North America, most likely Pittsburgh. Rose up on the underground culture circuit in concert with the Drive-Inn movie era)

Sophia decided to join her boyfriend Zeke while he captured a Surf on their recent vacation in Hawaii. Her impulse led her to instigate and participate in the act of Slurfing. Zeke was absolutely thrilled by the mix of dangerous and pleasurable sensations brought on by the act of Slurfing. When the couple went back to the Resort later their new friends Rashid and Klaus (a same-sex couple on honeymoon) mentioned that She must be quite the "Slurfer" when they were informed of the days endeavours. For the Snowboarding version of this risque but satisfying act (See "Slowboarding").

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 23, 2014

slurp

Wet from all the lies(someone is lying so they are sweating cause they're nervous)

Bro, I found out the Max is slurping about last friday night

by TheBlackBear March 2, 2015

slurify

When you jerkoff and you mix both lotion and cum or lube and cum together creating a sticky slury

I was so tired last night I jerked it,let it slurify , let it dry and fell asleep. That's how tired I was

by MrWafoz August 14, 2015

slurd

sloppy turd. slides out of the anus

oi mate keep outa the shit box for ten, just dropped the fattest slurd.

by alxmzzzn October 13, 2015