Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 21, 2021

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde

“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”

by akakoziabw January 19, 2022

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016

hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

Contact Patch

It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.

"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"

by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018