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Hipstercrite

Referring to a person who is both a Hipster and a Hypocrite.
Rob is a Hipster and a Hypocrite. What a Hipstercrite!
by sje0123 May 20, 2008
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Hipster Deficiency

A medical phenomenon that occurs at Indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. Symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.
As I walked into the coffeehouse, I noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with Hipster Deficiency. I prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sunglasses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.
by 3xoskeleton April 25, 2010
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hipster

A hipster is a person, usually between 18-30, who enjoys trends and being ironic usually because it's fun and looks cool. The type of trends hipsters like are not considered trendy by the general public. For example, a hipster usually dresses in tight jeans, a shirt from salvation army, plaid, and oversized glasses. (Sometimes even unprescribed.) A hipster believes the stereotypical image of men and women are degrading, so instead they shop at stores geared toward the poor. A favorite among hipsters is over sized shirts, usually with animals printed on them like wolves and tigers.

A hipster generally doesn't follow the general social standards because a hipster feels more intellectually inclined and claims to be cultured. A hipster is generally enrolled in art school and takes photos of things that are trendy. (Mostly themselves and their friends who are also hipsters.) Hipsters claim to be the cultural phenomenon of our time and modern day philosophers. But don't be fooled, hipsters have not contributed to changing the world or benefiting it in any way other than acknowledging that Salvation Army has enough colorful clothing for everybody to wear.
Hipsters believe they are making a difference by taking pictures, creating paintings of miscellaneous objects, and playing music with a lot of loud noises. But when reflecting on all of this, no one has seen any progress in the world. A hipster is actually making the world a worse place by boycotting mainstream stores. It is killing the economy and making it hard for hipsters to pay their loans off from their liberal arts colleges. Therefore, hipsters have made a very sad and viscous cycle. Too bad it's not at all ironic.

Jack: Why is that kid coming out of Salvation Army with bags of clothes?

Betty: That boy is a hipster. He's against mainstream society!

Jack: Oh, I'm silly.

Betty: Yeah, you are.
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hipster

Person 1: lulz look at that thing. Is it a guy or something else? I can never tell.

Person 2: It's a hipster.

Person 3: *Beats it with a stick*
by Theodore McStick November 27, 2011
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hipster curry

A wanna be curry usually made by white people because the only thing they can think of that is vegetarian is curry. It is spicy n salty and nothing else. When White people become vegetarian, hipster curry is the first thing they make, because of the way white people are raise, they only eat steak and vegetables in their households. They do not understand how curry is supposed to be made but make a disgusting mush anyway.
I do not want to eat hipster curry tonight in a co-op house, I'm going to Apple Bees
by Harvesta June 6, 2010
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Hamster

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
by llamanator October 11, 2004
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Hipster, or Gay?

Ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?

Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?

Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?

A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
"See that guy with the super tight jeans and the American Apparel deep v-neck tee? Is he a hipster, or is he gay?"

"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"

"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?
by TheJungle327 March 10, 2011
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