Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.

Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.

Afghani Goggles by Hammy November 24, 2003

salty goggles 

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)

Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely

salty goggles by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

Shooting Goggles 

The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.

"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"

Shooting Goggles by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 16, 2009

Beer Goggles 

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.

You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!

Beer Goggles by george9601 November 21, 2011

ho goggles 

The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are

Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church

ho goggles by ghostfaced April 17, 2012

Girl Goggles 

Extremely large sunglasses typically worn by women.

Guy one: Shannon got so drunk at the party last night, did you see her eyes?

Guy 2: no, she hid them behind her girl goggles

Girl Goggles by nikongod March 8, 2013

Falcon Goggles 

A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:

1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);

2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;

3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.

1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.

2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.

3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."

Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."

Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."

Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."

Falcon Goggles by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 4, 2013