sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 10, 2009
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salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 10, 2009
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