bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy that if squeezed through a pastry bag it could decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Abu baker

King of the world

Ka7ef adam

Abu baker ka7ef adam bkol ashe

by The K1ng May 23, 2016

Mrs. Baker

A english teacher who is also known as JUICEBOX who spends her days watching her dog brody lick his own asshole and sometimes lets brody lick Tims butthole :)

brody Baker Juicebox Mrs. Baker

by Butthole sniffer 13 August 11, 2012

bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

by Priceless12 March 4, 2009

D-bager

new canaan owns darien in sports... nc dominates soccer, hockey, lax, football every year consistently, what is wrong with you

Um, new canaan owns d-bagers

by blah April 4, 2005

Baker

A short person with homosexual tendencies. Is commonly mistaken for an oompa loompa.

That guy looks to be a baker. He is actually shorter than his shorts.

by me123454321 January 13, 2009

Madi Bader

Madi Bader was on FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman on PBS and has since been doing commercials, even said to be the next Disney Channel star. She is blonde and petite, and is very smart, funny, and talented. Now, in 2010, Madi is 16 and kicking off her career with a bang. Some may say that she is indeed "famous" even though the public is aware of very little media that Bader has been in.

"I just got an autograph from Madi Bader!

by NextBigThing3 June 16, 2010