wankerish 

to be like a dick...........

he was being wankerish last night in bed

wankerish by gbfha August 12, 2005

wankerserfdom 

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.

Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.

wankerserfdom by Knowable December 15, 2008

Wankerette 

A female Wanker or a place to go and get your knob cleaned

"She really pissed me off she is a right Wankerette!!"

"What a night! I think I better visit the Wankerette today"

Wankerette by Gadget69 February 4, 2010

Wankeod 

Colloquial, mid eastern, British term for wanker.

He is such a wankeod

Wankeod by dtskillz June 1, 2011

Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.

I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.

Wanker-Ts by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011

Wanker Tumbling 

A dutch rudder battle to the death.

When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.

Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.

Wanker Tumbling by ShitRooster November 16, 2011

wankerd 

getting really drunk

person 1: what did u do on the weekend?
person 2: went out with the boys and got really wankerd.

wankerd by billson1 August 26, 2013