Definitions by Knowable

Jaslene 

Jaslene is shy and beautiful. But when u get to know her she is AWESOME! She has a lot of friends and she is the most and only rare person

And if you find a Jaslene you have to be friends with her and you’ll be lucky

Jaslene by Knowable September 27, 2018

wankerserfdom 

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.

Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.

wankerserfdom by Knowable December 15, 2008